Doctor-Spork Delivers!
If you’re into retro wargaming and 3D printing and you’ve never heard of Doctor-Spork, you’re missing out! He has a really great selection of classic 3D printable terrain designed with FDM printers in mind. There are a number of free items as well, just in case you want to try before you buy. Did I mention buying? The prices are BEYOND reasonable. And by that I mean, lower than a reasonable dollar figure. The most expensive model is well under $10. It’s not all sci-fi/40k stuff either. There’s plenty of retro-fantasy models available as well. Not to mention some tanks and other assorted vehicles. If you’re looking for a model that authentically looks as if it was cut and assembled from a 90’s White Dwarf magazine, look no further! Disclaimer – I’m just a fan. I’m not affiliated with Doctor-Spork in any way.
The Beauty of a Dead Game
There is something fun about drooling over new minis, anticipating new content, and checking the store to see if the newest installment is in. Do you know what else is fun? Not having to do that at all. I touched on this a bit when I was considering what fantasy battle game to get into. My final decision was 4th Edition Warhammer Fantasy Battle. I chose that over all other editions of WFB, One Page Rules and The Old World. The Old World is intriguing, but nostalgia overruled modernity. I nearly went with 5th Edition Warhammer Fantasy Battle (and I suppose still could since it’s so similar to 4th). The 5th edition box came out when I was exiting the hobby, so I never really ogled it. It’s a superior box to 4th edition, even if I’m not too keen on lizardmen. I had to go with 4th, and I…
What’s Up With 11th Edition?
The Internet is abuzz with interest in the latest edition of Warhammer 40k. I’d say the buzz is mostly positive. It’s not a full reboot, so that’s good. But there’s definitely a solid group of… I’ll say mature gamers that seem slightly sour about it. I don’t blame them. It’s more GW churn. They have to keep selling books and models. But it’s also a benchmark on the progression of time. Sure, sure, GW used to be less corporate. Yes, there was more whimsy in prior editions. Yes, it was more magical to you when you were a kid. It’s a tough realization that it’s magical to someone now, when looking at it through wizend eyes, it doesn’t look especially magical. But you liked it when you discovered it because that’s the way it was then. Same thing now. This is the way it is now, and people are just…
What’s on the Table?! / Game Review of Lost Relics
Warhammer Quest: Lost Relics! This was my first time getting Lost Relics on the table. I found it to be… OK? I played the first five adventures solo over the course of a few days. It didn’t feel nearly as “light” as some of the reviews said. I found myself constantly in the rulebook trying to grapple with surprisingly tricky and interconnected rules. I think a sizable portion of the community saying this game is too easy misses a subtle distinction in the rulebook: You can kill any minion with two attacks. Not any hostile, but any minion. Leaders are not minions and will take numerous attacks to kill. Some critical rules are presented as a textual logic tree with odd line, paragraph, and page breaks. I wish some rules were stated explicitly, rather than through inference: Some things are explicitly said, but easily overlooked or buried: I also have…
Cogfort Gargoylian
There’s a new little buddy in a gigantic kit. That’s right, the colossal Cogfort comes with a single gargoylian, pictured below (front & back). Am I happy about this? Yes. Should there have been more gargoylians? Also yes. I haven’t seen a picture of the gargoylian painted up but check out some great Cogfort conversions. Also, I’m not an Instagram kind of person, but take a look at this amazing pirate Cogfort by thekrackenshire.
In Memory of John Blanche
The genre defining artist John Blanche has passed away. His artistic influence can not be overstated.
The Ugly Phase
There’s an ugly phase in everything. It’s that liminal moment in time when everything has gotten worse before it can get better. In painting it looks like this: In fitness it looks like zero improvement after a month of work. It takes months to change your body and a few weeks of effort never go as far as you want them to. It’s supremely unfair how hard it is to make gains, when it’s BEOYND easy to lose fitness. In cleaning it’s when the room goes from “boy, I need to clean this up” to “uuugghh, I’m two hours in and it’s worse than when I started. Don’t quit! Just don’t quit. Keep going. It’s so easy to throw in the towel right now. It’s not going your way and surely never will ever again, right? WRONG! It’s time to buckle down and plow through the ugly phase. Keep running,…
Gotrek & Felix
March 25, 2024 was the day that I brainstormed a TON of blog topics. Those ideas are winding down. Note: Mild Gotrek and Felix spoilers ahead! I first became aware of Gotrek & Felix in 1992 or 1993 through White Dwarf magazine. I was already an old gate-keeping gamer at heart and I distinctly remember not liking named-characters in the universe. For some reason that rubbed me the wrong way and I wanted purity in unnamed denizens living, scraping, and dying in a merciless old world. Not sure why I was like that. But something piqued my interest in them a decade later when I used some birthday money to buy the G&F first omnibus in 2005. What spurred me to do that? No clue. I’d been out chasing cars and girls for years by then. I was living in a new city and maybe I was just looking for…
Ral Partha and my unredeemed gift certificates
Gather ’round the fire younglings and I’ll tell ye a tale of ages gone by. In an ancient land there was once a magic school, with a magic building, where wizards from near and far gathered to share their magic and sorcerery every year. This gathering of minds no longer occurs, but the bounty from the past still glitters today. They’re more trophies than anything. Way back in 1994 and 1996 I won two small prizes in miniature painting competitions. I though quite a bit of my painting skills, and some of it is really quite decent, when compared to contemporary 90s style painting and minis. I’m almost a bit locked in there in my own head, though I’ve tried to branch out the paint style a bit. Back to the prizes! I still have in my possession two unredeemed (and expired) gift certificates for Ral Partha miniatures. Being a…
What’s on the Table?!
Cursed City: Gorslav Decapitation! We did a better job of sticking to the rules this time. It’s easier without the Ulfenwatch and all their layed buffs. We were trying to get to the philactries, but were waylaid in the first room. So we just wiped out all the hostiles and were super lucky on reinforcement rolls. By that time, Gorslav came to us, Morrvahl Olbrecht lit him up with his spells and Dagnai finished the job! Yes, we’re pretty much speed-running the quest. But we only get to play once a month (roughly) so I’m OK with it. Let’s ask Glaurio if everything went according to plan… Oh wait, he’s six-feet under (see the obelisk below)! I’m really appreciative of my gaming buddies. They’re the best. Fun night!